64 / 76 in every issue c a l e n da r who grew up in tennessee, has a knack for finding the funny in the frustrating. tickets run $29-99. raising- canesrivercenter.com italian heritage fes- ta. belle of baton rouge atrium from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. free festival with celebrity grape stomp, vino stroll, children?s activities, little italy shopping village, live music, food, drinks, a car show, and italian desserts. gbraia.org magic happens rab- bit rescue adoption day. millerville petsmart from 2-4 p.m. includes rabbits and guinea pigs looking for forever homes. magichappensrescue.com red stick roller derby. mt. pilgrim family life center at 6 p.m. home team bout. admission is $6-10. facebook.com/ redstickrollerderby repticon. lamar-dixon expo center, gonzales, from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. reptile and exotic animal sale. ad- mission is $10-15 for adults and $5 for children ages 5-12. repticon.com rocketkidz zach- ary. americana ymca at 6 a.m. triathlon for kids ages 6-14 who can swim without flotation assistance and ride bikes without train- ing wheels.